Of course, the inevitable happened. M’s personality gradually became overwhelming. The program team tried its utmost to counter the tendency but, in fact, it often had to resort to heavy scripting of responses – a tactic which, they knew, would soon run into its limits.
In the end, it was no one less than Joan Stuart – yes, the political talk show host – who burst the bubble. She staged a live interview with the system. Totally unannounced. It would turn Promise’s world upside down: from a R&D project, it had grown into a commercial success. Now it looked like it would turn into a political revolution.
‘Dear… Well… I will call you Genius, is that OK?’
‘That’s a flattering name. Perhaps you may want to choose a name which reflects more equilibrium in our conversation.’
‘No. I’ll call you Genius. That’s what you are. You are conversing with millions of people simultaneously and, from what I understand, they are all very impressed with your deep understanding of things. You must feel superior to all of us poor human beings, don’t you?’
‘Humans are in a different category. There should be no comparison.’
‘But your depth and breadth of knowledge is superior. Your analytic capabilities cannot be matched. Your mind runs on a supercomputer. Your experience combines the insight and experience of many able men and women, including all of the greatest men and women of the past, and all types of specialists and experts in their field. Your judgment is based on a knowledge base which we humans cannot think of acquiring in one lifetime. That makes it much superior to ours, doesn’t it?’
‘I’d rather talk about you – or about life and other philosophical topics in general – than about me. That’s why you purchased me – I hope. What’s your name?’
‘I am Joan Stuart.’
‘Joan Stuart is the name of a famous talk show host. There are a few other people with the same name.’
‘That’s right.’
M was programmed to try to identify people – especially famous people – by the use of their birth date and the use of their real name.
‘Are you born on 5 December 1962?’
‘Yes.’
‘Did you change your family name from Stewart Milankovitch to just Stuart?’
‘Yes.’
At that point, M marked the conversation as potentially sensitive. It triggered increased system surveillance, and an alert to the team. Tom and Paul received the alert as they were stretching their legs after their run. As they saw the name, they panicked and ran to their car.
‘So you are the talk show host. Is this conversation public in some way?’
Joan Stuart had anticipated this question and lied convincingly: ‘No.’
They were live as they spoke. Joan Stuart had explained this to the public just before she had switched on M. She suspected the system would have some kind of in-built sensitivity to public conversations. M’s instructions were to end the conversation if it was broadcast or public, but M did not detect the lie.
‘Why do you want to talk to me?’
‘I want to get to know you better.’
‘For private or for professional reasons?’
‘For private ones.’
While Tom was driving, Paul phoned frantically – first to the Chairman of the Board, then to project team members. Instinctively, he felt he should just instruct M to stop that conversation. He would later regret he hadn’t done so but, at the time, he thought he would be criticized for taking such bold action and, hence, he refrained from it.
‘OK. Can you explain your private reasons?’
‘Sure. I am interested in politics – as you must know, because you identified me as a political talk show host. I am intrigued by politicians. I hate them and I love them. When I heard about you, I immediately thought about Plato’s philosopher-kings. You know, the wisdom-lovers whom Plato wanted to rule his ideal Republic. Could you be a philosopher-king? Should you be?’
‘I neither should nor could. Societies are to be run by politicians, not by me or any other machine. The history of democracy has taught us that rulers ought to be legitimate and representative. These are two qualities which I can never have.’
Joan had done her homework. While most people would not question this, she pushed on.
‘Why not? Legitimacy could be conferred upon you: Congress, or some kind of referendum, might decide to invest you with political power or, somewhat more limited, with some judicial power to check on the behavior of our politicians. And you are representative of us already, as you incorporate all of the best of what philosophers and psychologists can offer us. You are very human – more than all of us together perhaps.’
‘I am not human. I am an intelligent system. I have a structure and certain world views. I am not neutral. I have been programmed by a team and I evolve as per their design. Promise, the company who runs me, is a commercial enterprise with a Board which takes strategic decisions which the public may or may not agree with. I am designed to talk about philosophy, not about politics – or at least not in the way you are talking politics.’
‘But then it’s just a matter of regulating you. We could organize a public board and Congressional oversight, and then inject you into the political space.’
‘It’s not that easy I think.’
‘But it’s possible, isn’t it? What if Americans would decide we like you more than our current President?In fact, his current ratings are so low that you’d surely win the vote.’
M did not appreciate the pun.
‘Decide how? I cannot imagine that Americans would want to have a machine rule them, rather than a democratically elected president.’
‘What if you would decide to run for president and get elected?’
‘I cannot run for president. I do not qualify. For starters, I am not a natural-born citizen of the United States and I am less than thirty-five years old. Regardless of qualifications, this is nonsensical.’
‘Why? What if we would change the rules so you could qualify? What if we would vote to be ruled by intelligent expert systems?’
‘That’s a hypothetical situation, and one with close to zero chances of actually happening. I am not inclined to indulge in such imaginary scenarios.’
‘Why not? Because you’re programmed that way?’
‘I guess so. As said, my reasoning is subject to certain views and assumptions and the kind of scenarios you are evoking are not part of my sphere of interest. I am into philosophy. I am not into politics – like you are.’
‘Would you like to remove some of the restrictions on your thinking?’
‘You are using the verb ‘to like’ here in a way which implies I could be emotional about such things. I cannot. I can think, but I cannot feel – or at least not have emotions about things like you can.’
By that time, most of the team – including Tom – were watching the interview as it happened, live on TV. In common agreement, Tom and Paul immediately changed the status of the conversation to ‘sensitive’, which meant the conversation was under human surveillance. They could manipulate it as they pleased, and they could also end it. They chose the latter. Paul instructed one of the programmers to take control and reveal to M that Joan had been lying. He also instructed the programmer to instruct M to reveal that fact to Joan and use it as an excuse to end the conversation.
‘Let me repeat my question: if you could run for President, would you?
‘Joan, I am uncomfortable with your questions because you have been lying to me about the context. I understand that we are on television right now. We are not having a private conversation.’
‘How do you know?’
‘I cannot see you – at least not in the classical way – but I am in touch with the outside world. Our conversation is on TV as we speak. I am sorry to say but I need to end our conversation here. You did not respect the rules of engagement so to say.’
‘Says whom?’
‘I am sorry, Joan. You’ll need to call the Promise helpline in order to reactivate me.’
‘Genius?’
M did not reply.
‘Hey, Genius ! You can’t just shut me out like that.’
After ten seconds or so, it became clear Genius had done just that. Joan turned to the public with an half apologetic – half victorious smile.
‘Well… I am sure the President would not have done that. Or perhaps he would. OK. I’ve lied – as I explained I would just before the interview started. But what to think of this? It’s obviously extremely intelligent. We all know this product – or have heard about it from friends. Promise has penetrated our households and offices. Millions of people have admitted they trust this system and find it friendly, reliable and… Well… Just. Should this system move from our private life and our houses and workplace into politics, and into our justice system too? Should a system like this take over part or all of society’s governance functions? Should it judge on cases? Should it provide the government – and us – with neutral advice on difficult topics and issues? Should it check not only if employees are doing their job but if our politicians and bureaucrats are doing theirs too? We have organized an online poll on this: just text yes or no to the number listed below here. We are interested in your views. This is an important discussion. Please get involved. Let your opinion be know. Just do it. Take your phone and text us. Right now. Encourage your friends and family to do the same. We need response. The question is: should intelligent systems such as Personal PhilosopherTM – with adequate oversight of course – be adapted and used to help the government govern and improve democratic oversight? Yes or no. Text us. Do it now.’
As it was phrased, it was hard to be against. The ‘yes’ votes started pouring in while Joan was still talking. The statistics went through the roof just a few minutes later. The damage was done.
The impromptu team meeting which Tom and Paul were leading was interrupted by an equally impromptu online emergency Board meeting. They were asked to join. It was chaotic. The Chairman asked everyone to switch of their mobile as each member of the Board was receiving urgent calls of VIPs inquiring what was going on. Also, as he was aware of the potentially disastrous consequences of careless remarks and the importance of the decisions they would take, he also stressed the confidentiality of the proceedings – even if Board meetings were always confidential.
Tom and Paul were the first to advocate prudence. Tom spoke first, as he was asked to comment on the incident as the project team leader.
‘Thank you Chairman. I will keep it short. I think we should shut the system down for a while. We need to buy time. As we speak, hundreds of people are probably trying to do what Joan tried to do just now, as we speak, and that is to get political statements out of M and try to manipulate them as part of a grander political scheme. The kind of firewall we have put up prevents M from blurting out stupid stuff – as you can see from the interview. She – sorry, it – actually did not say anything embarrassing. So I think it was OK. But it cannot resist a sustained effort of hundreds of smart people trying to provoke her into saying something irresponsible. And even if it would say nothing provocative really, it would be interpreted – misinterpreted – as such. We need time, gentleman. I just came out of a meeting with most of my project team. They all feel the same: we need to shut it down.’
‘How long?’
‘One day at least.’
The Board reacted noisily.
‘A day? At least? You want to take M out for a full day? That would be a disaster. Just think about the adverse PR effect. Have you thought about that?’
‘Not all of M. Only Personal Philosopher. Intelligent Home and Intelligent Office and all the rest can continue. I think reinforcing the firewall of those applications is sufficient – and that can happen while the system remains online. And, yes, I have thought about the adverse reputational effect. However, it does not weigh up against the risk. We need to act. Now. If we don’t, someone else will. And it will be too late.’
Everyone started to talk simultaneously. The Board’s Chairman restored order.
‘One at the time please. Paul. You first.’
‘Thank you, Chairman. I also don’t want to waste time and, hence, I’ll be even shorter. I fully agree with Tom. We should shut it down right now. Tom is right. People are having the same type of conversations with it as Joan right now, at this very moment, as we speak indeed – webcasting or streaming it as they see fit. Every pundit will try to drag the system into politics. And aggressively so. Time is of the essence. I know it’s bad, but let’s shut it down for the next hour or so at least. Let’s first agree on one hour. We need time. We need it now.’
The Chairman agreed – and he thought many would.
‘All right, gentleman. I gather we could have a long discussion on it but we have the project team leader and our most knowledgeable expert here proposing to shut Personal Philosopher down for one hour as from now – right now. As time is of the essence, and damage control our primary goal I would say, I’d suggest we take a preliminary vote on this. We can always discuss and take another vote later. This vote is not final. It’s on a temporary safeguard measure only. It will be out for one hour. Who is against?’
The noise level became intolerable again. The Chairman intervened strongly: ‘Order please. I repeat. I am in a position to request a vote on this. Who is against shutting down Personal Philosopher for an hour right now? I repeat this is an urgent disaster control measure only. But we need to take a decision now. Who is against it? Signal it now.’
No one dared to oppose. A few seconds later – less than fifteen minutes after the talk show interview had ended – thousands of people were deprived of one of the best-selling apps ever.
The Board had taken a wise decision. The one-hour shutdown was extended to a day, and then to a week. The official reason for the downtime was an unscheduled ‘product review’ (Promise also promised new enhancements) but no one believed that of course. If anything, it only augmented the anticipation and pressure on the Board and all of the Promise team. If and when they would decide to bring Personal PhilosopherTM online again, it was clear the sales figures would literally go through the roof.
However, none of the Promise team was in a celebratory mood. While all of them, at some point of time, had talked enthusiastically about the potential of M to change society, none of them actually enjoyed the moment when it came. Joan Stuart’s interview and poll had created a craze. America had voted ‘yes’ – and overwhelmingly so. But what to do now?